Change "died" to "got deaded"!

Grammatical rule states that the past tense of die is died. We should change that past tense to got deaded. It may be an extra word and two more syllables, but it obviously sounds so much better. Everyone knows children are the future and we can learn from them. I've learned that their version of died is definitely more suited for the rest of the adult population, and we can't keep suppressing this genius in school.